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I'm Lindsay.

I'm a writer & humorist based in Harrisburg, PA.

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News and Latest Projects

Frazzled Editor

Co-editing Frazzled, a parenting humor website on Medium that publishes new work five times a week.
Visit Frazzled here

Celebrity Humor Columnist at Daily Drunk Mag

Writes a recurring column on celebrity humor
Read all columns here

Featured Work

How To Succeed At Apologizing for Sexual Harassment Without Really Trying

Alanis Morisette’s “Ironic” Revised For Exasperated Parents

Weekly Humorist

As Heiress to the Salt Fortune, It Is Unacceptable That I, Veruca Salt, Have Not Yet Received a Golden Ticket

I am Gwyneth Paltrow’s Exploding Vagina Candle, and I Have Orgasmed My Way to Freedom

All writing for Weekly Humorist

An Oral History of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen’s 1993 Music Video “Brother for Sale”

Daily Drunk Mag

Armie Hammer: What I Eat in a Day

Waiting for Godot, But Godot is Armie Hammer Updates

A Kardashian Khristmas Karol

All writing for Daily Drunk Mag

A Note Of Apology To My Cleaning Lady

Funny Women on The Rumpus

Amelia Bedelia Takes a Covid Test

Daily Itinerary of a Goldfish Cracker Stuck in a Car Seat

Little Old Lady Comedy

An Excerpt From E.L James’ First Draft Of ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’

As An Animatronic Halloween Prop Created In 2020, My Brand Of Horror Is Reality

OPI’s Winter 2021 Nail Color Collection Is Pandemic-Inspired

All writing on Little Old Lady Comedy

Although I Have Been Dead for Over a Decade, I Still Rise from My Grave Every Fall for a Pumpkin Spice Latte

FAQ for Babysitters of Potentially Demonic Children

Frazzled

A Criminal Finally Meets His Match

A Room of One’s Own (Is Never One’s Own When Writing With Children)

6 Ways to Stop Comparing Yourself to Other, Clearly Superior Moms

All writing on Frazzled

Plot Twist

Late Night Television Permanently Suspends The Joker From Talk Show Appearances Due To Risk Of Further Incitement Of Violence

Audiences Still Not Ready To Forgive Alan Rickman For Cheating On Emma Thompson in ‘Love Actually’

New Study Confirms Devon Sawa Responsible For All Sexual Awakenings In 1995

All writing on Plot Twist

Miscellaneous

American Girl’s 1999 Historical Doll is All That and a Bag of Chips

Hallmark Channel’s New Hanukkah Movies Are Definitely Not Just Recycled Christmas Movies with a Vaguely Anti-Semitic Undertones

Let's Work Together

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